Rage Consumes Me, And Sometimes Snacks
4XL and 5XL are £16.99 — £2 more per shirt, including inside a bundle.
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- Printed to order. Allow approximately 2–3 working days for printing and dispatch.
- UK delivery: Royal Mail First Class, approximately 1–3 working days after dispatch.
- Most UK orders arrive approximately 3–6 working days after ordering. This is an estimate, not a guaranteed date.
- Size guide · T-shirt care · Delivery & returns
- Printed to order in the UK
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Fury as a lifestyle, briefly interrupted by crisps.
Design reads: RAGE CONSUMES ME — AND SOMETIMES SNACKS
Printed on a black unisex tee. An inappropriate gift for an adult who deserves it.
Product details
Product details
Unisex Gildan 64000 / GD01 T-shirt, printed to order in the UK. Adult humour — read the slogan before you gift it.
Size and fit
Size and fit
Unisex adult sizing, S to 5XL. S to 3XL are £14.99; 4XL and 5XL are £16.99. Chest width is measured flat, from armpit to armpit — it is not a measurement around the body. Full measurements are on the size guide page.
All Rude Toad T-shirts are unisex, printed on the Gildan Softstyle 64000 (GD01).
Sizes available: S to 5XL. S to 3XL are £14.99. 4XL and 5XL are £16.99. If a size is not shown on a product page, it is not available for that design.
Size guide (flat measurements)
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 46 cm / 18.1 in | 71 cm / 28.0 in |
| M | 51 cm / 20.1 in | 74 cm / 29.1 in |
| L | 56 cm / 22.0 in | 76 cm / 29.9 in |
| XL | 61 cm / 24.0 in | 79 cm / 31.1 in |
| 2XL | 66 cm / 26.0 in | 81 cm / 31.9 in |
| 3XL | 71 cm / 28.0 in | 84 cm / 33.1 in |
| 4XL | 76 cm / 29.9 in | 86 cm / 33.9 in |
| 5XL | 81 cm / 31.9 in | 89 cm / 35.0 in |
Chest width is measured across the garment from armpit to armpit, lying flat. It is not a measurement around the body.
How to measure
Lay one of your T-shirts flat. Measure straight across from armpit to armpit and compare it with the chest-width measurement above. Measurements are approximate, so allow for normal manufacturing tolerances.
Nothing on this site is available in children's sizes.
Printing and care
Printing and care
Each shirt is printed to order in the UK once you place your order.
- Turn the garment inside out before washing.
- Wash at a maximum of 30°C using a gentle cycle.
- Use a mild detergent.
- Do not bleach.
- Avoid fabric softener.
- Air-dry whenever possible.
- Do not tumble-dry.
- Do not iron directly over the printed design.
- If ironing is necessary, turn the shirt inside out and use a low temperature.
- Do not dry-clean.
Full care instructions are on the T-shirt care page.
Delivery and returns
Delivery and returns
Dispatch: printed to order — please allow approximately 2–3 working days for your order to be printed, checked and dispatched.
UK delivery: Royal Mail First Class — approximately 1–3 working days after dispatch.
Most UK orders should arrive approximately 3–6 working days after the order is placed. This is an estimate rather than a guaranteed delivery date. Delivery options and prices are shown at checkout before you pay.
Returns: tell us within 14 days of receiving your order and you then have a further 14 days to send it back. You pay the return postage on change-of-mind and wrong-size returns. Faulty, damaged or incorrect items are put right at our cost.
