Adult Humour Notice

This site is for adults.

Rude Toad sells adult-humour clothing. The slogans are crude, sexual, scatological or otherwise deliberately offensive. That is what we make and we are not going to pretend otherwise.

If you are under 18, this site is not for you. If you are easily offended, it is also not for you, and no hard feelings.

What that means in practice

Product names and images on this site contain explicit language. They appear in full, uncensored, so you can see exactly what you are buying before you buy it.

Read the slogan carefully before ordering a gift. The shirt will be exactly as rude as it looks on screen.

None of these designs are printed on children's sizes and we do not sell childrenswear.

Humour is not endorsement. A slogan on a T-shirt is a joke, not a statement of belief, and not an incitement to anything.

If you think a specific design crosses a line that even we should not cross, tell us. We would rather hear it.