OFFENSIVE? PROBABLY. BORING? NEVER.

RUDE T-SHIRTS FOR PEOPLE WITH NO FILTER

Properly rude T-shirts for birthdays, bad influences and inappropriate adults. Printed to order in the UK.

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  • Printed to order in the UK
  • Unisex S–5XL
  • Adults only

PRINTED TO ORDER IN THE UK

Nothing is printed until you order it. No warehouse full of shirts nobody wanted.

PROPERLY RUDE ADULT HUMOUR

Not mildly cheeky. Read the slogan before you buy it for your mother-in-law.

GIFTS THEY WON'T FORGET

For birthdays, leaving dos and friends who deserve worse.

TOP 50

The rudest of the lot. Gifts for people with absolutely no filter.

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PICK YOUR POISON

Six flavours of wrong. Pick the one that suits the victim.

NEED A GIFT THAT GETS A REACTION?

Birthdays, leaving dos, hen and stag weekends, or the friend who has everything except shame. Grown-ups only.

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The rest of the range. Swipe for more bad decisions.

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WELCOME TO THE WRONG SIDE OF THE GIFT SHOP

Rude Toad prints the slogans other shops politely decline. Adult-humour T-shirts for people who buy presents that get a reaction.

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