About Rude Toad

Rude Toad prints the slogans other shops politely decline.

We are a small British operation making adult-humour T-shirts for people who buy presents with the specific intention of causing a scene. Birthdays, hen dos, stag dos, retirements, leaving cards that went too far: if the occasion calls for something slightly unforgivable, we have it.

Every design is chosen the same way: read it out loud, and if someone winces and then laughs, it goes to print. Nothing here is subtle and nothing here is meant to be.

Every shirt is a unisex Gildan 64000 (GD01) T-shirt, sized S to 5XL and printed to order in the UK.

Adults only. Please read our Adult Humour Notice before you buy, and get in touch if you have a question.