FAQ

Are these really that rude?

Yes. Read the slogan before you buy it for your mother-in-law. Every design on this site is intended for adults and a good number of them are genuinely offensive. That is the entire product.

What sizes do you do?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL and 5XL, unisex fit, printed on the Gildan Softstyle 64000 (GD01). S to 3XL are £14.99 and 4XL and 5XL are £16.99. Measurements are on the size guide. If a size is not shown on the product page, it is not available for that design. We do not make childrenswear and we will not print these designs on children's garments.

What colour is the shirt?

Each design comes on the shirt colour shown on its product page. Most are black.

How long will my order take?

Shirts are printed to order. Allow approximately 2–3 working days for printing and dispatch, then approximately 1–3 working days for Royal Mail First Class. Most UK orders arrive approximately 3–6 working days after the order is placed. That is an estimate, not a guaranteed date.

Do you do a multibuy deal?

Yes. Any 2 T-shirts are £25 and any 3 are £35, and bundles get free UK standard delivery. 4XL and 5XL shirts add £2 each to a bundle. Bundle pricing is worked out automatically in your basket, so you do not need a code to get it. Full details are on the offers page.

Can I use a discount code as well?

Yes. If you have a valid promotional code, it comes off on top of the bundle price. A code applies to your whole order, not just to the shirts outside the bundle.

How much is delivery?

Delivery options and prices are shown at checkout before you pay. See Shipping and Returns.

Can I return it if I change my mind?

Yes. Tell us within 14 days of receiving your order and you then have a further 14 days to send it back. Return postage for change-of-mind and wrong-size returns is paid by you. Full details are on the Shipping and Returns page.

Will it survive the wash?

It will if you treat it properly: inside out, 30°C gentle cycle, mild detergent, no bleach, no fabric softener, air-dry, and never iron straight over the print. Full instructions are on the T-shirt care page.

Is checkout secure?

Yes. Payment is handled by Shopify's secure checkout. We never see your card details.

How do I get in touch?

Email info@rudetoad.co.uk or use our contact form, and include your order number if you have one.